Welcome to 'Milla Jovovich Is Sexy'

This blog will house obvious political statements about our current obviously flawed political state of affairs in the United States. With the 2008 election currently in full swing, a disastrous war in Iraq brewing like an evil witch's cauldron of demonic power, a geriatric pre-Triassic eye sore running on the GOP ticket, and a split-like-a-log Democratic party caught between a butch lesbo fraught with bitterness and a charismatic albeit inexperienced insurgent, there should be plenty of opportunity for commentary.

I am not left or right, up or down, Republican or Democrat, Independent, Green or Libertarian. I am simply an observer floating in that elusive Phantom Zone known as "The Center." I am concerned with one thing and one thing only: The Truth. In the end, that's all that matters. Isn't that obvious?

I am not biased towards one party or another, nor towards one person or another. I am not given to cult of personality, nor seduction towards a platform just because it's the popular thing to do. I am simply all about pointing out the obvious flaws--the endless bullshit--that exists and floats freely about our political spectrum like dark matter in space. I am here to record what is meant but never said, to interpret what should be interpreted, and to merely write what is on the tip of everyone's tongue. What I write here is simply what anyone with a rational mind might write anywhere else. I am simply here to state obvious things. Like:

1.) The Iraq War is a total and utter disaster that should not have been waged and should be ended as soon as feasibly possible.

2.) George W. Bush is an incompetent.

3.) The Democrats running Congress and the Senate are useless.

4.) John McCain is an asshole.

5.) Hillary Clinton is a power-hungry freedom and liberty-hating demagogue.

6.) Barack Obama is not Jesus Christ.

7.) 9/11 was NOT an inside job.

8.) America IS the best country on earth in terms of personal freedom, civil rights, liberty, respect for the law, and the ability to make a living as long as you have the desire.

9.) This country is NOT going to hell in a hand basket. It is as it has always been--on the brink, precarious, hanging by a thread, dangling between freedom and anarchy, order and chaos, success and failure, tolerance and hatred, rich and poor, safe and endangered, beloved and scorned.

10.) Milla Jovovich is sexy.

All this obvious enough for ya?